I am man, yes I am. Now, on with it!:
RULES:
1) You must post the rules.
2) Each person must post 5 things about themselves in their journal.
3) Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post, and create ten new questions for the people you tag to answer.
4) You have to choose 10 to tag and post their icons on your journal.
5) Go to their page and tell them you have tagged them.
6) No tag backs.
7) No stuff in the tagging section about "you're tagged if you're reading this". You legitimately have to tag 10 people
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superftmn.deviantart.com/journ…1) Did you know that Black Sabbath is getting back together?
--Yes, I did. I believe it is the 8th sign of an upcoming apocalypse. Keep your fingers crossed!
2) In post-apocalyptica, what will you name your badass raider gang?
--There's only one possible name, one that will inspire fear in all my enemies. Beware the Mauve Avengers!
3) If you could have a fifty foot tall battle mech, what would you paint on it?
--Every possible yaoi involving the Z warriors. Even if I'm battling eldritch abominations, I'm counting on them being too distracted looking away, or looking at the scenes, to attack.
4) Combine the names of your three favorite bands into one odd-sounding name:
--Iron Judas Slayer Maiden Priest (kind of sounds like a manga).
5) If you were going to stake a sparkly vampire, what kind of alcohol would you celebrate with afterwards?
--An appletini, in honor of my late adversary.
6) If you could fight any fictional monster, which would you like to slay?
--Easy, a hekatonchire. Give me a katana and a hundred hands and I shall make it rain fingers.
7) What's the weirdest thing you've ever heard someone say?
--Hold still while I smell you (context: I ran into a friend of mine in college one day, we talked a couple of minutes and then I went on because I had somewhere to be. As I was about to turn a corner, this girl friend calls my name, walks up to me, says that line and proceeds to do so. I was like WTF-crazy--turns out that was her way of saying 'I like your cloth perfume, tell me the brand'. For more reasons to my bewilderment, look at the next section)
8) If you could punch a politician, who would it be?
--Hillary Clinton, she looks like she can take one better than Obama. Then she'd punch me back, we'd take some swings at each other, then I'd rip off her cloth, she'd rip off mine, we'd wrestle a bit, she'd come on top and grab my... I'm sorry, what was the question again?
9) If you could make your own game, who would the main protagonist be?
--Johnny Derringer, an alcoholic, workaholic, drugaholic, candyholic, christmasholic, chainsaw-smoking PI with a week till retirement, who insists a conspiracy of pharmaceutical bears are behind JFK' and Lincoln's assasinations. Or if it has to be an existing one, Conkers the Squirrel.
10) What's the last thing you vandalized?
--Myself (no, not that, not even REMOTELY what I meant)
Five things about me:
-I have issues with personal space. I can count the number of hugs I give in a year with my hand, and it is never a reactive action but rather a well-thought choice. I cling to walls and back away from crowds, and always leave a bit of space between me and my friends and family.
-When I use stairs, I always climb two steps with each stride. ALWAYS.
-My favorite color is green.
-I'm kind of... addiction sensitive. I stopped smoking because my grandmother found out and I promised her I would stop (this happened when I was 16) and I know it's the best for my health (med student) but I still hang out around smokers sometimes, for the passive smoking.
-The internet stole the rest of my innocence when I was 12, during a cold March day.
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